For this weeks task I want you to open an arena pic.twitter.com/iilqOPDJAd
— Elliott (@Ratatwinkie) May 2, 2024
I've just told Sunak that if he doesn't call an election soon, then I will…
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 28, 2024
I'm absolutely begging for a weird interaction between Taylor and Alonso, this is what this sport needs. https://t.co/AETW1VtAbm
— Dan – EngineMode11 (@EngineMode11) May 1, 2024
people discovering the Millennium Dome and what it housed makes me feel ancient https://t.co/ZUBPv9lb77
— B-List At Capital (@BListAtCapital) April 30, 2024
Incoming.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ztj3ZUEbO4
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 1, 2024
difficult shot pic.twitter.com/Akkx0MAcb2
— Enez Özen (@Enezator) May 1, 2024
Really enjoyed my secondment at @OctopusEnergy https://t.co/OTHc5x6I91
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) May 2, 2024
There are concerns about low turnout at the PCC elections.
— Adam Thomas (@AdamMerrivale) May 3, 2024
Can I suggest one factor this article doesn't mention?
None of the candidates did any campaigning locally, we had no literature, I saw nothing on social media.
Low turnout isn't a surprise.https://t.co/3wKyYiB2rY
"As Prime Minister I introduced legislation mandating that everyone must take photo ID to vote, then forgot to take my photo ID to vote." https://t.co/PyApYp6PbK pic.twitter.com/XP6D1RzHOz
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) May 2, 2024
So jealous of the election official who got to turn Johnson away for having no ID. The joy that would swell in your soul when you realised he had none.
— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) May 2, 2024
Boris Johnson forgot his ID on purpose to be a top five news story on an election night. Discuss.
— David Yelland (@davidyelland) May 2, 2024
I don't get people who don't vote like, you get to go on a little walk, go to some random school, maybe bump into a little cat or a little doggy friend on the way, exercise your democratic right as a human, then grab yourself a fizzy drink on the way home what's not to love?!
— Sophie Hall Yeah x10 (@SophLouiseHall) May 2, 2024
Someone said 'We should play football with a bowling ball on a pitch of Lego' and someone else said 'Yes'. pic.twitter.com/9HErxGg6nT
— cluedont (@cluedont) May 3, 2024
#bbcnews discussing why people are choosing to go abroad for holidays rather than staying home and always focus on the weather. Have they seen the prices of caravans , lodges and cottages in the UK? It’s bloody crazy.
— Samantha (@fecklessfox1000) May 3, 2024
Hilariously, in form period today the Y11s opened messages to themselves from when they were in Y7. One of them found a mysterious YouTube address. Typed it in – they Rick-rolled themselves 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/HalFklbUCj
— Peter Naldrett (@PeterNaldrett) May 3, 2024
— Central Bylines (@CentralBylines) May 3, 2024
This is glorious. I want to live in a country where the lib Dems are the second largest party and the Tories a DISTANT third. pic.twitter.com/Bk3X18CL2u
— Bradley Wall 🏳️🌈 🇪🇺🇬🇧🌍 (@BWallArthur) May 3, 2024
Tell me a better joke than this. pic.twitter.com/iL2AjV0JFn
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) May 3, 2024
bro got an outro for the drive thru pic.twitter.com/d6Z6E7O3dB
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) May 3, 2024
BBC Radio 4 just featured a Greg James moment on BBC Radio 1, reflecting on a moment from BBC Radio 4 that will now get played out on BBC Radio 1. https://t.co/OapfZOUAtG
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) May 2, 2024
ineke.co.uk 
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